Yet Another Fast Food Urban Legend

Here is yet another fast food urban legend.  Now with the rat from the chicken restaurant you can get…

This girl was really in a hurry one day so she just stopped off at a taco joint and got a soft taco and ate it on the way home.  Well that night she noticed her jaw was kind of tight and swollen.

The next day it was a little worse so she went to her doctor.  He said she was just having an allergic reaction to something and gave her some cream to rub on her jaw to help.

After a couple of days the swelling had just gotten worse and she could hardly move her jaw.  She went back to her doctor to see what was wrong.  Her doctor had no idea so he started to run some test.  They scrubbed out the inside of her mouth to get tissue samples and they also took some saliva samples.  Well, they found out what was wrong.

Apparently her soft taco had a pregnant roach in it!!!!  The eggs then somehow got into her saliva glands and, well, she was incubating them.  They had to remove a couple layers of her inner mouth to get all the eggs out.  If they hadn’t of figured out what was going on the eggs would have hatched inside the lining of her mouth!

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