What’s For Dinner?

Have you heard about the terrible thing that happened to that family across town? They were just moving into their new house and it was getting late and the family was hungry.

Due to a mix-up with the electric company, Mom could not cook and they were ready to retire soon anyway due to the increasing darkness.

Dad ran up to a local Fried Chicken establishment (Insert name of a Fast Food Chicken outlet here) and got a large bucket of chicken to bring home.

With just a few candles lit the family sat down to hungrily devour their dinner. Junior takes a bite and bitterly complains that his chicken tastes funny. Dad tells him to quit complaining and eat. Junior takes a tentative nibble and gags, grabbing for a candle to illuminate his dinner. He is horrified to discover he has been dining on a deep fried RAT!! His family sues the establishment and Junior is set for college and never eats by candlelight again! (How many times and versions of this one have you heard?

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