Fun with the Microwave

When microwaves first started appearing in public homes there were many people not sure on the proper use of them.

People putting food in for way to long and placing inappropriate items in the oven caused fires.

Then there was the woman whose toy poodle, Fifi, had a run in with a skunk one chilly fall night. She bathed poor Fifi, first in tomato juice, and then in regular shampoo, then repeated the process. By the time she was done poor Fifi was shivering uncontrollably.

Carrying Fifi into the kitchen to warm up her eyes lit upon her new microwave that her husband had just bought her. She new that she could put in a plate of food on her microwave dishes and the food would come out warm and the dish still cool to the touch.

Wanting to spare poor Fifi any more traumas she reached for her largest microwave dish and placed Fifi in the oven. The time she placed Fifi on is subject to much debate, but it doesn’t really matter as anytime in a microwave is to long for a living dog. She opened the oven to “Fifi Flambe” and promptly had a nervous breakdown.

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