Jesus and Moses were out on the greens, relaxing and playing a few holes of golf. Upon coming to a difficult shot, Jesus elects to go for the gold instead of playing it safe, laying it up and getting par.

Moses…

There was a brunette walking toward her farm with chickens in a bag.

She ran into a blonde.

The blonde asked,”If I guess how many chickens you have can I have one?”

“Sure,” said the brunette,”shoot, if you guess right you can have…

A couple of days ago I went to the hardware store to get some 2×4’s.

I told the clerk I needed 35 of them.

He asked me “how long do you want them?”  I replied, “I’ll need them for a long time,…