Jesus and Moses Playing Golf
Jesus and Moses were out on the greens, relaxing and playing a few holes of golf. Upon coming to a difficult shot, Jesus elects to go for the gold instead of playing it safe, laying it up and getting par.
Moses…
Jesus and Moses were out on the greens, relaxing and playing a few holes of golf. Upon coming to a difficult shot, Jesus elects to go for the gold instead of playing it safe, laying it up and getting par.
Moses…
There was a brunette walking toward her farm with chickens in a bag.
She ran into a blonde.
The blonde asked,”If I guess how many chickens you have can I have one?”
“Sure,” said the brunette,”shoot, if you guess right you can have…
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I told the clerk I needed 35 of them.
He asked me “how long do you want them?” I replied, “I’ll need them for a long time,…